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I am the Lexx.

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I am the most powerful weapon of distraction
in the two Universes.

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LEXX: Rated

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This is a prisoner transport.

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That ugly thing going by right now. 
And I am a prisoner on it.

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Prisoner Transport 58K603 you are past the Frontier.

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Commence your revival sequence.

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That’s me, right there.

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I know, I know I don’t sound like 
a girl but it’ll all make sense later.

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And this is the Cluster.

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It’s the seat of justice 
for the League of 20 000 planets.

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Anyone who gets charged with 
any type of crime gets sent here.

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And as far as I know no one has ever come back.

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Shadow, I gather you

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The Cluster is ruled by His Divine Shadow.

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He’s a weird guy with a lot of serious problems.

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Nobody likes him. But they certainly all fear him.

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Predecessors, forgive me for my pride.

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Predecessors, this sacrifice I make for order.

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This sacrifice I make for you.

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Shadow, take my body.

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This is planet B1B.

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Nothing special about it really.

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Except that it was where I - 
Squeezed Pimmel - lived

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until I got sent to the Cluster for justice.

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I worked in a bar near the top of that building.

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B1B was a vacation station 
for clerics in the Divine Order.

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Here’s me again.

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I was a production line girl,

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one of the millions who was alike who has nothing

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but day after day of unpaid hard work 
on planets all over the League.

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I didn’t have a past and I didn’t 
seem to have much of a future.

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Tending bar on B1B was about as good 

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as it was ever going to get for a girl like me.

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Subtitles: Lunatic, Bankolya, HELEN