1 00:00:11,889 --> 00:00:12,971 I am the Lexx 2 00:00:13,807 --> 00:00:18,709 I am the most powerful weapon of distraction in the two Universes. 3 00:00:37,402 --> 00:00:39,006 LEXX: Rated 4 00:00:39,910 --> 00:00:41,782 That was Zev with Stan and Kai. 5 00:00:42,245 --> 00:00:44,302 Maybe we should tell her story now. 6 00:00:44,993 --> 00:00:47,636 I will, I will. But first I have to finish mine. 7 00:00:52,626 --> 00:00:56,611 Like I said, it was strictly against the rules for production line girls 8 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:58,167 to engage socially with clerics. 9 00:00:59,175 --> 00:01:04,766 And I was definitely planning to engage socially… very socially… 10 00:01:15,999 --> 00:01:17,312 So I made my move. 11 00:01:27,061 --> 00:01:29,160 [And, boy, it was a wrong one]. 12 00:01:30,661 --> 00:01:32,762 I thought it was the young cleric… 13 00:01:34,461 --> 00:01:37,805 but it was the dirty old cleric playing footsy with me! 14 00:01:41,366 --> 00:01:43,994 Next thing I know I’m a prisoner on my way to the Cluster. 15 00:01:44,694 --> 00:01:46,589 And then I’m in a core room facing justice. 16 00:01:47,436 --> 00:01:48,708 If you can call it that… 17 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:01,754 My client Squeeze Pimmel of B1B production line worker 18 00:02:02,951 --> 00:02:06,008 is innocent of the charge of making a proper advances 19 00:02:06,079 --> 00:02:09,707 to a cleric in the service of His Divine Shadow and exposing a body in public. 20 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:17,498 And throws herself upon the mercy of this court you Squeeze Pimmel of B1B production line worker 21 00:02:18,647 --> 00:02:19,957 Have been found guilty 22 00:02:24,736 --> 00:02:30,010 you are therefore sentenced to have your individual life terminated.  23 00:02:30,389 --> 00:02:35,480 However, His Merciful Shadow will allow many of your vital organs to live on, 24 00:02:35,696 --> 00:02:39,324 as components used in the making of robotic drones.  25 00:02:39,629 --> 00:02:44,303 for purposes that serve His Shadow - poses that serve His Shadow. 26 00:02:58,030 --> 00:03:00,150 May His Merciful Shadow fall upon you. 27 00:03:15,613 --> 00:03:16,919 I worship His Shadow 28 00:03:18,009 --> 00:03:18,951 That’s my brain 29 00:03:24,708 --> 00:03:26,044 That’s the rest of me. 30 00:03:26,208 --> 00:03:30,772 Being recycled for purposes that serve His shadow. Looks like the end of my story. But it’s not. 31 00:03:31,185 --> 00:03:33,939 The anomaly we are in may not last much longer. 32 00:03:34,071 --> 00:03:35,788 We should tell Zev’s story. 33 00:03:37,072 --> 00:03:38,917 I agree. This is our only chance. 34 00:03:39,341 --> 00:03:41,848 And when the anomaly ends you’ll become stupid again 35 00:03:41,923 --> 00:03:43,921 and I won’t remember who I really am anymore. 36 00:03:44,208 --> 00:03:45,299 So lets talk about Zev. 37 00:03:45,638 --> 00:03:49,464 My darling gorgeous delicious gorgeous wonderful gorgeous Zev! 38 00:03:50,236 --> 00:03:51,272 And there she is! 39 00:03:51,486 --> 00:03:53,728 The most beautiful woman whoever lived! 40 00:03:54,820 --> 00:04:01,704 My client - Zev Bellringer of B3K - is innocent of the charge of failing 41 00:04:01,780 --> 00:04:06,398 to perform her wifely duties and humiliation her husband in the temple 42 00:04:06,499 --> 00:04:15,468 and throws herself upon the mercy of this court, secure in the knowledge that His Shadow's wisdom will prevail upon these proceedings. 43 00:04:17,587 --> 00:04:19,011 Memory search commencing. 44 00:04:22,867 --> 00:04:25,241 You are my every dream come true 45 00:04:25,361 --> 00:04:28,273 There must be a mistake. There's no way I can marry that cow! 46 00:04:28,579 --> 00:04:32,428 Husband - I shall serve - I shall love - I will- 47 00:04:32,669 --> 00:04:35,563 You make me wanna throw up. Get her outta here! 48 00:04:36,769 --> 00:04:37,952 Memory search complete 49 00:04:38,218 --> 00:04:44,805 You - Zev Bellringer of B3K - have been found guilty of failing to perform your wifely duties, 50 00:04:44,871 --> 00:04:47,429 and humiliating your husband in the temple. 51 00:04:48,065 --> 00:04:52,194 You are therefore sentenced to be transformed into a love slave, 52 00:04:52,536 --> 00:04:58,785 and to be given to Seminary 166145 to be used for their pleasure, 53 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:01,102 may His Shadow fall upon you. 54 00:05:02,724 --> 00:05:06,448 Oh please, put me out of my misery. 55 00:05:08,079 --> 00:05:09,977 I volunteer for the protein bank. 56 00:05:12,305 --> 00:05:16,204 I don't want to live this terrible life anymore! 57 00:05:16,626 --> 00:05:17,694 And that’s me! 58 00:05:24,623 --> 00:05:27,535 My body parts were turned into a model 790 robot. 59 00:05:28,229 --> 00:05:30,611 I was put to work at the Cluster operating the Lusticon, 60 00:05:31,229 --> 00:05:34,507 the machine used to turn ugly darkles into beautiful love slaves. 61 00:05:35,036 --> 00:05:39,061 The machine that was soon to turn Zev into the woman I love so badly! 62 00:05:42,012 --> 00:05:44,939 Of course I didn’t realize what she was soon going to mean to me... 63 00:05:45,307 --> 00:05:48,643 I was just a standard 790 robot and didn’t think about anything. 64 00:06:01,580 --> 00:06:05,068 I started the process to give her the physical part of the love slave transformation. 65 00:06:14,016 --> 00:06:16,811 But then some Ostral B rebel heretics began an attack. 66 00:06:24,981 --> 00:06:27,275 And they caused Cluster lizards to get loose. 67 00:06:28,417 --> 00:06:31,304 Just before Zev was about to get transformed into a love slave 68 00:06:31,787 --> 00:06:37,172 one of the cluster lizards rolled into a Lusticon chamber and ate my body! 69 00:06:42,066 --> 00:06:45,024 Even after eating me the cluster lizard was still hungry. 70 00:06:45,641 --> 00:06:47,486 Then it smelled Zev on the slab... 71 00:06:47,780 --> 00:06:52,316 It tried to eat her too but the Lusticon machine went down and cut off its head... 72 00:07:02,145 --> 00:07:05,627 Some of the cluster lizard’s head was inside the Lusticon with Zev. 73 00:07:06,230 --> 00:07:09,973 Its protein fused with her protein and I think it affected on her personality. 74 00:07:10,932 --> 00:07:11,966 But I don’t care... 75 00:07:46,202 --> 00:07:49,361 And just before the second stage of the love slave transformation began 76 00:07:49,839 --> 00:07:52,344 Zev picked up my head and put it into machine. 77 00:08:07,715 --> 00:08:08,920 I will love you forever. 78 00:08:13,017 --> 00:08:16,516 Instead of her falling in love with a cleric I fell in love with Zev! 79 00:08:21,867 --> 00:08:25,961 Zev of B3K, don't leave me. No-one will ever worship you like I do 80 00:08:28,736 --> 00:08:29,914 See ya, lover boy 81 00:08:40,764 --> 00:08:43,827 Meanwhile Stanley Tweedle was still a fugitive on the run. 82 00:08:48,488 --> 00:08:52,446 Watch for disguises. Some fugitives may try to fool you. 83 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,487 Zev of B3K, you are the woman of my dreams! 84 00:09:03,561 --> 00:09:06,525 Zev of B3K, surrender at once. 85 00:09:12,909 --> 00:09:17,973 And my beloved Zev had a bad luck to get hogged up with a lowsome security guard 86 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:24,123 I'm beautiful. 87 00:09:25,326 --> 00:09:28,623 Zev of B3K, there is no escape. 88 00:09:38,044 --> 00:09:38,972 I'm with you, Zev! 89 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:46,608 Invalid code. Access denied 90 00:09:46,958 --> 00:09:51,192 Zev of B3K, there is no escape. Surrender at once 91 00:09:51,561 --> 00:09:53,522 I got her, I have her! I got Zev of B3A! 92 00:09:54,011 --> 00:09:57,183 Fugitive alert. This fugitive wanted, for immediate termination 93 00:09:57,423 --> 00:09:58,056 Can you open it? 94 00:09:58,811 --> 00:10:02,619 I can open many wonderful things for you, darling of all darling things 95 00:10:02,749 --> 00:10:03,950 I worship His Shadow, I worship His Shadow! 96 00:10:11,074 --> 00:10:15,267 Only authorised persons are admitted to the Special Projects highest level security area. 97 00:10:15,394 --> 00:10:20,370 If the system is not able to recognise your facial images from its library of authorised persons, 98 00:10:20,494 --> 00:10:23,462 your flesh will be disposed of as useful organic material, 99 00:10:23,635 --> 00:10:25,284 and added to the protein bank 100 00:10:26,622 --> 00:10:31,571 Doesn't this thing have a down button? It's not fair, I was just doing my job. 101 00:10:32,261 --> 00:10:36,802 Life is not fair - something I know well 102 00:10:37,907 --> 00:10:42,266 Special projects elevators offer their special passengers complimentary snacks 103 00:10:42,437 --> 00:10:47,282 Upon arrival, you will be welcomed by elite officers of His Shadow's personal guard 104 00:10:50,321 --> 00:10:52,867 The system does not recognise your facial images. 105 00:10:53,025 --> 00:10:54,878 You are unauthorised passengers. 106 00:10:55,145 --> 00:10:59,268 You will be disposed of as useful organic material to be added to the protein bank. 107 00:10:59,583 --> 00:11:01,956 May His Merciful Shadow fall upon you 108 00:11:08,779 --> 00:11:11,782 Don't shoot! I'm Ostral B! 109 00:11:13,238 --> 00:11:15,770 Zev and Stan then joined with the Ostral B heretics. 110 00:11:16,283 --> 00:11:17,645 The heretics were all killed. 111 00:11:17,943 --> 00:11:23,120 But when one of them died he gave Stanley the key to the Lexx and then he became captain. 112 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:35,673 His Shadow woke up the assassin Kai and instructed him to kill Stan and Zev. 113 00:11:59,367 --> 00:12:02,514 But Zev and Stan escaped from the Cluster with the Lexx. 114 00:13:22,515 --> 00:13:26,615 Subtitles: Lunatic, Bankolya, HELEN